Ahoy, mateys, and welcome to the first installment of our Pirate Gallery. You know, nothing quite detracts from Bangkok's appeal like the armies of middle-aged losers who flock here in search of the chicks they could never score in their native habitats. These so-called 'pirates' have had it coming for a while, so we took it upon ourselves to hit the streets, hunting them down with a zoom lens, and we encourage you to do the same.

 

The lights are on... but no-one's home. This brainless sea-dog brought his She-Pirate concubine with him to Nana.

Passing a dwarf between taverns is considered good luck, so cheer up, sour puss!

There's a look of worldly regret about this guy. Those leathery eyes have seen too much.

Floating in his own pirate heaven…

Always remember to use the green cross code.

Baldie McHealthnut showing off his cute workout outfit on Sukhumvit Road.

I'm Rick James, Bitch!

You're not getting away that easy.

The rumours about Santa Claus were horribly true

Mr. Molestor is trying to remember where he parked his creepy-guy van.

Partial eclipse of the concubine.

When you wake up from a long coma, unhook your I.V., slip on your mobile phone holster and take the first cab to Nana that it's going to be a good night. Wait a minute, who's the President?

A perfect candidate for 'The Bro': the world's leading male brassiere.

 

Please let us know what you think and after reading the "Pirate Hunting Guide", email your photographic treasures to This email address is being protected from spam bots, you need Javascript enabled to view it for a chance to win fame and fortune! 

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